Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize