Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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