Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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