Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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