just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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