She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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