He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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