I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
