im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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