Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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