I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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