Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize