There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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