can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Be still, my beating vagina.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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