Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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