The maid of honor just puked.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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