She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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