I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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