How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Randomize
