That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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