there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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