Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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