READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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