All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
