dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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