Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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