New low: just hacked my moms facebook
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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