What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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