sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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