My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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