69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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