I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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