Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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