Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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