i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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