smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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