I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
honey bunches of taint.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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