SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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