I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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