Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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