What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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