awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I puked a lego.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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