The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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