I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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