We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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