dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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