hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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