even my farts smell like vagina
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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