Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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