i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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