I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i dont even know how to be here
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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