I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
honey bunches of taint.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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