But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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