I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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