Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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