Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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