Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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