Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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